How Liverpool reacted to signing the Ox

Whether current or past, Liverpool cannot seem to get out of bed with Southampton players, and their latest addition of Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain doesn’t seem enough.

Oxlade-Chamberlain completed his reported £35 million on deadline day and the fans of the quote unquote biggest club in the world reacted by ... wanting Virgil van Dijk announced?

£35 million and £70-plus million? Buy the title why don’t you.

Think you’ll find you’re after “right”, mate.

Please, stop.

Bore off, ffs.

Caps lock getting a quick workout.

Yawn.

Can’t tell for sure if the joke is funnier when Liverpool sign from Southampton directly or a former player.